with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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