well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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