how can u be prego again
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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