Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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