His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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