i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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