guys are only as good as the porn they watch
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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