So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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