you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Green mimosas i think yes
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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