Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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