You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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