You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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