i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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