Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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