i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Randomize
