I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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