so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize