is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
babies were throwing up all over the place
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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