Reggie can tackle my bush.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Just puked most of my soul out..
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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