he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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