this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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