dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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