In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
