I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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