i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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