You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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