It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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