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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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