I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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