i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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