For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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