so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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