that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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