i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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