ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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