yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
This is the high leading the old right now
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
how drunk are you?
Several
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