just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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