Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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