that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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