If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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