When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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