haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
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