I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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