How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
you win again, gameday.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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