I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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