Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I got inside last night via doggy door
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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