they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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