Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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