i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Randomize
