Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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