That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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