So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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