Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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