I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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