Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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